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salty-red-mage:

eightmickeys:

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thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

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spideytorchedd:

Take me back to 2018 when Venom had just come out and previously respectable blogs were out there putting Tom Hardy getting fucked by a slime monster on my tl

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pinkmanage:

look, I’m a simple woman, i just want villains and heroes in love with each other and pissed off about it

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manuvers:

themoonandantartica:

abercrombee:

how these dudes in they 30s but can’t host?

Some people have wives

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kavinksybaby:

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

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jedihighcouncil:

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

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norseminuteman:

libertarirynn:

furikomaru:

t-high-la420:

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

Remember when they subtly but clearly told us a little girl had been murdered?

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It’s almost like you actually don’t need to depict graphic murder, rape, and torture to elicit a serious and emotional response from your audience. 

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ap-kinda-lit:

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Here’s 👏 the motherfucking 👏 tea

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if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance
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abbf26:

homophobic that im not a man in 1845 but the sexy version of 1845 where im wearing a poofy cool shirt and its a stormy summer night so i run to the big abandoned mansion for shelter and as i light a candle and walk the corridors i see portraits of a dashingly handsome man who seemingly never ages and then with a clap of thunder the top of the stairs illuminate and i see him standing there wearing a cape and then he tops me for like 7 hours at least

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tenaflyviper:

saintsdollsandangels:

tiqqun:

Hong Kong on some next level shit, no-selling tear gas canisters.

Teamwork makes the dream work babes!!

Nothing says friendship like destroying a communist police state together

If anyone is wondering what’s going on in Hong Kong right now, people are protesting a bill that would allow for extradition of fugitive offenders. The issue people have with the proposed amendment is that it would open up the citizens of Hong Kong–which is independent–to falling under mainland Chinese law.

The bill potentially places in high risk anyone with openly critical views about the governing and policies in mainland China. Given that there have already been many abductions from Hong Kong–particularly of bookstore owners selling materials of a critical nature–this legislation would only enable the Chinese government in further silencing political dissent.

Bear in mind that mainland China is where Winnie the Pooh continues to be banned from mention on all social media because people were making humorous comparisons between Pooh and Xi Jinping–the General Secretary of the Communist Party of China (aka the current President of China).

America is far from perfect, but at least we have the freedom to publicly ridicule the bags of raw sewage running this shitshow without fear of either censorship, or legislation that would allow the government to arrest us for it.

EDIT: Thank you to those pointing out that minorities continue to face arrest and persecution in America for protesting injustice. I was referring more to the freedom to publish insults and criticism than to protests. I neglected to take into account how corrupt authorities will use even peaceful protest as an excuse to oppress PoC.

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dogmotifz:

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Hi, my name is Jimothan. I’m your average high school boy. Haha, well… Except for one thing. I’m gay. I’m totally normal except I’m gay. Being gay is a weird thing and my story is going to be only about that. This is what all gays look like. Actually, some gays wear lipstick, but those are the really weird ones. I’m the normal one. I look straight. And this is my story.

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